maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

unrelatedly, i have FINALLY figured out my zayn/liam/louis tag, which in retrospect is pretty obvious

#we’ve corrupted him a little bit

yes good

p.s. have an ernie update. LOOK HOW BIG HE’S GOTTEN \o/

OKAY Y’ALL ZARA UPDATE TIME

the move was a huge success!!!!!!! mistresscurvy helped me pack up my kitchen and merelyn and gamble helped pack my bedroom. my movers were AMAZEBALLS and really inexpensive. nothing got lost or broken. i left without saying a single word all day to psycho roommate, and now i will never speak to her again!!!!!!! mere put up some improbably even shelves for me in my room at mistresscurvy’s. my mother, bless her heart, came over with groceries and the poodle my first night there. (yesterday she brought over puppy treats, a bright pink squeaky crocodile, and a cow hoof for ernie to chew on when he comes over.)

I DUNNO like this is literally the LEAST STRESSFUL moving experience i have EVER HAD and like. i have seen SO MANY FRIENDS the last couple of days (danny came over to christen the new digs with ocean’s eleven and leverage — we likes a heist, we does) and today i got myself some katz’s matzoh ball soup for pesach and found out i can start doing more hours per week at work and everything is like. really good. BEWILDERING BUT AWESOME.

HAPPY TUESDAY TUMBLR YOU HOOPY FROODS

quadlutz:

whenever i see posts like “if you don’t reblog this i’m judging you/we can’t be friends” it really pisses me off, like how dare you assume that what i choose to post on a social media website is the extent of my social engagement or my values. how dare you act like me choosing not to press reblog (and in the case of social issues it’s often because the post in question is an in-group statement and it’s not my place to present it as my own position) invalidates everything else about who i am as a person, what i believe, and how i act. if you’re using your blog to set little traps or tests to see who’s worthy of being your friend then i’d rather not be tbh

daniellemertina:

eatyourpaisley:

there are legitimately men out there who think that by saying “don’t objectify women” we are saying “you are not allowed to find women attractive”

these guys actually cannot see a difference

and that’s scary